• thefrisky:

Father-To-Be Poses For Pregnancy Photoshoot Because His Wife Didn’t Want To
    1. e
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    1. e
    2. f
  • drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her
    1. e
    2. f
  • home-of-a-heart:

    thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

    (via beeowl)

  • dailydot:

Listen to Morgan Freeman narrate the march of the Juggalos
Ah, the call of the wild. 
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    2. f